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three finger proctological exam

Anything or anyone that's a HUGE pain in the ass.

To suck and blow simultaneously.
This weekend my boss is making redo this month's TPS report. What a huge three finger protological exam that's going to be!

Having Jerry around is like having a constant three finger proctological exam!
by Tenacious Faulker April 14, 2009
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The Pavarotti Protocol

A fanfiction written by LiveJournal user canniblaine. It's based around the FOX comedy/musical series, Glee, in which the character Blaine Anderson shoves a dead bird corpse up the ass of his boyfriend, Kurt Hummel.
I wish I was kidding.
The Pavarotti Protocol:

“Please kill me,” says Kurt, nails digging into the hardwood surface of the table he's bent over. “Please kill me now.”

Blaine doesn't think Kurt is actually suicidal, so it's okay. The other Warblers watch on with a disinterested air, standing in a circle around the scene. Blaine decides that Kurt's lamentations are spurred from the heat of the moment and the knowledge of what's about to come to him, so it's perfectly fine.
by Cupcake-Angels March 26, 2021
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ASMR Protocol

Me: Hey Rishabh do you know about ASMR Protocol?

Rishabh: No, what is it?

Me: Andy Sandy Mandy Rishabh Randy
by gtc-sandy February 25, 2021
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safe hands protocol

The directive to no longer shake hands with anyone, born of the Coronavirus.
We demonstrated the newly instituted safe hands protocol and offered our most sincere air kisses standing ten feet apart.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 13, 2020
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Protocol 7

The protocol that fully links the Wired and Real World together. Devised by Eiri Masami while he was a Tachibana Lab employee. Against the wishes of Tachibana Lab, Eiri Masami designed Protocol 7 to utilize Schumann Resonance to connect everybody to the Wired (and therefore each other) without devices.
by GLU August 22, 2008
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Protocol 0

The act of one destroying all electronic possessions in order to destroy any incriminating evidence of wrongdoing
I went protocol 0 when I thought they were on to me.
by mrl1138 June 23, 2017
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Protocol 3

Protocol 3 (also known as P3) means operation limit , defuse and terminate.

Phrase used by Roblox players to indicate one's targeting by a great amount of fake reports from alternative accounts , in hopes of getting them falsely banned / terminated by the auto moderation system.

It is considered to be a very popular way of causing harm to important and influential people such as developers , game staff and youtubers.
Person 1: I got banned unfairly on criminality from that based mod.

Person 2: Darn it man. What you gonna do now, appeal?

Person 1: Protocol 3
by Light Guy February 12, 2023
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