verb (-ator {n}, -ation {n}, -ating {v}, -ated {v})
To defer an action to a later time by masturbating in place of taking said action. Can apply to most situations, although commonly used in reference to the typical habits of students during revison weeks or swot-vac, as it nurtures the natural tendancy to procrastinate and releaves stress.
procrasturbatable, adj, in reference to a situation which enables a person to procrasturbate.
To defer an action to a later time by masturbating in place of taking said action. Can apply to most situations, although commonly used in reference to the typical habits of students during revison weeks or swot-vac, as it nurtures the natural tendancy to procrastinate and releaves stress.
procrasturbatable, adj, in reference to a situation which enables a person to procrasturbate.
Student 1: "So what were your plans for tonight?"
Student 2: "I thought about studying, but SBS is having a movie night, so I'll probably just procrasturbate instead."
Student 1: "Yeah, same."
Student 2: "I thought about studying, but SBS is having a movie night, so I'll probably just procrasturbate instead."
Student 1: "Yeah, same."
by omgexamsintwoweeksholycrap October 27, 2012
I don't know what you did, or didn't do.... but if you did both....
Dude #1--- What did you do today?
Dude #2--- I was gonna do laundry but I did nothing but procrasturbate all day long
Dude #2--- I was gonna do laundry but I did nothing but procrasturbate all day long
by saygen July 11, 2008
you procrasturbate too much, like that time u procrasturbated and didn't finish that mid-term paper.
by Blakenator March 10, 2009
John: So, did you get your work done today?
Ralph: Nah, it was hard to get started so I mostly procrasturbated all day.
Ralph: Nah, it was hard to get started so I mostly procrasturbated all day.
by blazin' heavy August 19, 2004
to procrastinate by yourself
by Procrastines October 19, 2008
Noun- A combination of procrastination and masturbation; masturbating in the effort to procrastinate. Usually occurs when you are supposed to be doing work on a computer, but start to look at porn and end up masturbating instead.
by Slate Giz May 13, 2010
by DfwBigExec March 14, 2013