procrasturbate

verb (-ator {n}, -ation {n}, -ating {v}, -ated {v})
To defer an action to a later time by masturbating in place of taking said action. Can apply to most situations, although commonly used in reference to the typical habits of students during revison weeks or swot-vac, as it nurtures the natural tendancy to procrastinate and releaves stress.

procrasturbatable, adj, in reference to a situation which enables a person to procrasturbate.

Student 1: "So what were your plans for tonight?"
Student 2: "I thought about studying, but SBS is having a movie night, so I'll probably just procrasturbate instead."
Student 1: "Yeah, same."

by omgexamsintwoweeksholycrap October 27, 2012

procrasturbate

I don't know what you did, or didn't do.... but if you did both....

Dude #1--- What did you do today?

Dude #2--- I was gonna do laundry but I did nothing but procrasturbate all day long

by saygen June 27, 2008

procrasturbate

the act of putting off something to masturbate instead.

you procrasturbate too much, like that time u procrasturbated and didn't finish that mid-term paper.

by Blakenator March 9, 2009

procrasturbate

When you are supposed to be studying or doing important work but instead you are masturbating.

John: So, did you get your work done today?
Ralph: Nah, it was hard to get started so I mostly procrasturbated all day.

by blazin' heavy August 19, 2004

procrasturbate

to procrastinate by yourself

Man, I was going to work on the report but instead I just procrasturbated all day at home.

by Procrastines February 22, 2009

procrasturbate

When you have something to do but you procrastinate and spend your time masturbating instead.

i have homework that's due tomorrow, but all i've done today was procrasturbate

by Rooskie Business March 7, 2010

procrasturbate

Noun- A combination of procrastination and masturbation; masturbating in the effort to procrastinate. Usually occurs when you are supposed to be doing work on a computer, but start to look at porn and end up masturbating instead.

Leroy has to do all of his work in the computer lab where he can't procrasturbate.

by Slate Giz May 13, 2010