Procrastiposing

When one decides that striking a pose in a series of selfies is a much wiser choice than whatever mundane task they should be doing

"I really should grade my students exam papers from today.... Nah I'll do some procrastiposing to update my profile pic and just give them all B's"

by Miss_Bliss14 March 12, 2015

Procrastipoop

v. to deny and put aside any feelings you may have that are telling you to take a shit. Broken down into two words we get, procrastinate and poop. Essentially, one is so incredibly lazy that they don't even bother to relieve themselves, procrastinating their pooping habits. Can also be used as a noun: procrastipooper.

Jeff: Dude, did you hear about that one kid in the obituaries this morning?

Steve: Yeah man, apparently he was a procrastipooper and died from a build up of shit in his body.

Jeff: hm, shame.

by ceramicHands April 7, 2011

procrastipation

The act of not doing shit because there's so much shit to do.

Also,

Adj. - procrastipated
Verb - procrastipating

I have so much shit I need to do, but I'm suffering from such a bad case of procrastipation, i don't know where to begin.

I have to do my laundry, take a shower, pay my bills, do my homework, and was my dishes but I'm so procrastipated that i don't know where to begin.

by TwinTownWebster1985 May 9, 2010

procrastistructuring

Verb. (Also: procrastastucturing.) A behaviour, common with engineering or computer science students, where a person spends their time making their work look better instead of actually making it do the bloody thing it's supposed to.

"I totally spent all of yesterday procrastistructuring my code."
"Does it work?"
"Of course not, but it looks great!"

by 0xFFFFFFFF November 22, 2017

procrastinasty

The nastiness you feel when you've been procrastinating too hard.

I have to do so much work today but I've been so procrastinasty

by leenirama April 7, 2011

procrastipooping

The act of using the bathroom in order to avoid responsibilities and obligations.

Unrelated to the term procrastipoop.

I've reached a new low. I'm procrastipooping so I don't have to write my lit crit essay.

by IntroLingFreshie February 12, 2014

Procrastistudy

Procrastistudy (verb): To procrastinate studying for one final by studying for another.

I procrastistudied for my property final when my torts final is in 4 days. I know more about fee simple absolutes than affirmative acts right now! To live is to procrastistudy. I procrastistudy, therefore I am.

by TerraNova December 4, 2014