Josh: Katie has such a pristine look about her. It must be because she just took a bath and her skin is looking really white.
Everyone Else: I agree.
Everyone Else: I agree.
by KittensForHire August 24, 2009
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by joey deNose May 11, 2009
Get the pristina mug.Pristiano Penaldo, a.k.a. Pendu, Camelnaldo or simply Penaldo is a Portuguese Ghost living in Saudi Arabia. He likes to steal penalties from deserving players. He is at beekeeping age while his fans, penaldogs, meat ride saying that he is still the GOAT. We all know who the GOAT is, and that is no other than darwizzy- i mean Lionel Messi, an argentine dwarf from Rosario Argentina.
Pristiano Penaldo plays for the portuguese national team, statpading on teams like Bosnia, Andorra and Luxembourg. He is the true F.R.A.U.D. . He only scores Penalties and tap ins.
He also used to live on the streets of Lisbon, Madrid, while playing for Real Vardrid, Crotone, while playing for juventus ( ghosting for other games except for crotone ) , Andorra and Luxembourg.
As for Club performances, i gotta say, pendu has won 5 champions leagues but that isn’t enough while your rival has 4 but world cup.
He now plays for Camel League side Fraud-Nassr, in a league that practices sportswashing.
To wrap everything up, Pendu is a tap in merchant living in the desert that likes to steal penalties. If you encounter him, just yell “International game” and he is sure to ghost you.
Pristiano Penaldo plays for the portuguese national team, statpading on teams like Bosnia, Andorra and Luxembourg. He is the true F.R.A.U.D. . He only scores Penalties and tap ins.
He also used to live on the streets of Lisbon, Madrid, while playing for Real Vardrid, Crotone, while playing for juventus ( ghosting for other games except for crotone ) , Andorra and Luxembourg.
As for Club performances, i gotta say, pendu has won 5 champions leagues but that isn’t enough while your rival has 4 but world cup.
He now plays for Camel League side Fraud-Nassr, in a league that practices sportswashing.
To wrap everything up, Pendu is a tap in merchant living in the desert that likes to steal penalties. If you encounter him, just yell “International game” and he is sure to ghost you.
by MeltedY September 3, 2023
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2. The elite class of vaginas.
3. First class vag.
4. A vagina so clean, you could eat off of it.
Example 1:
That girl is so hot, you could raw dog her pristine vagine and not worry about getting the clap.
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Matt: "Did you see that picture of Britney Spears cooter?"
Mike: "Yeah. That is so not a pristine vagine."
That girl is so hot, you could raw dog her pristine vagine and not worry about getting the clap.
Example 2:
Matt: "Did you see that picture of Britney Spears cooter?"
Mike: "Yeah. That is so not a pristine vagine."
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Also, Extreme cleanliness.
*Easily confused with the similar "pristine".
Also, Extreme cleanliness.
*Easily confused with the similar "pristine".
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