Taking the piss [out of someone/something]

Making fun of someone or something, or kidding with someone about something.

You really won the lottery?

Naw, I'm just taking the piss.

by Mike October 3, 2003

Beat the piss out of an old friend

When a man announces he's going to the bathroom to take a leak.

"Deal me out of this hand, guys. I've got to beat the piss out of an old friend."

by Kermtzu October 9, 2008

piss out my ass

Another way to say diarrhea; you have such bad diarrhea that it is like water, and you can literally force it out, like piss.

Eating all that fried chicken made me piss out my ass.

I've been pissing out my ass for the past 24 hours.

by Paul_M_Mason November 12, 2007

piss out of my eyes

use when something insane might happen, a way to show how shocked you will be if it happens

Gianna: if Lizzy actually ever gets a boyfriend I will piss out of my eyes
Sarah: she’s always so encropesis , I doubt it will happen

by swagsistersarah January 28, 2020

piss out your ass

When you sit down to take a shit, it ends up being all liquid, and sounds like your pissing in the toilet.

You shouldn't have ate that Taco Bell. Now you are going to piss out your ass all day.

by name818 December 21, 2008

Piss Out

Similar to pull out, piss out is a phrase used to describe the act of performing a Sloppy rocket , where Immediately after ejaculating into his partner, the man begins to urinate. The pressure builds inside his partner resulting in his erect penis "launching" out of his partner. This protective measure against sexually transmitted diseases has been lab tested many times in Thailand with 100% effectiveness.

(Just prior to inter-course)
Female: "Can you pull out, I missed my birth control pill yesterday"
Male: "I never pull out, but I'll Piss Out instead"
Female: "What is that?"
Male: "It' s 100% protection for S.T.D's and works good for birth control. Grab some towels, I'll show you"

by Subliminll February 21, 2017

piss out

Similar to pull out, piss out is a phrase used to describe the act of performing a Sloppy rocket , where Immediately after ejaculating into his partner, the man begins to urinate. The pressure builds inside his partner resulting in his erect penis "launching" out of his partner. This protective measure against sexually transmitted diseases has been lab tested many times in Thailand with 100% effectiveness.

Sexual Partner: "Can you make sure you pull out, I 'm not on birth control"
You(male): "I never pull out, I piss out"
Sexual Partner: "What is that? I've never heard of that"
You(male): "It's 100% effective birth control and S.T.D protection. Grab some extra towels, I'll show you"

by Subliminll February 22, 2017