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Customer Prevention Department

AKA Sales Prevention Department AKA Credit Department
Most Companies have a sales department and there goal is simple. Take a product or service and present it to someone in need of your product or service. What many people do not know is every sales department has a nemesis, the customer prevention Department or Credit Department. Whose goal is to come up with a hundred reasons why the company should not sell to a customer.
Hey joe, Heard about that big sale, should be no prob getting that new boat next month.
Yeah 20 hours of negoation and I had it locked, then the Customer prevention department came along and out the fucking window it went.
by deltax138 October 8, 2008
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National Rape Prevention Day

It’s not Good to rape ethier men or women. It’s bad and that’s why I made this post
National Rape Prevention Day
Dont rape! we all can be strong together!!💪💪💪
Made by: CrypticLogic on YouTube
by CrypticLogicYT March 21, 2021
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suicide prevention hotline

we've all seen it as the top result on google at one point :thumbsup:
man: i feel like shit
google: SUICIDE PREVENTION HOTLINE BEING CALLED NOW!
by i dont feel safe February 12, 2019
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Centers for Disease Control and Prevention

The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is the national public health agency of the United States. It is a United States federal agency, under the Department of Health and Human Services, and is headquartered in Atlanta, Georgia.
Ima call the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention
by Α January 13, 2022
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Ascension Prevention

To leave behind friends/teammates in their moment of need in order to save yourself
"Help we're being overrun by zombies!"

"No use, Dan just Ascension Prevention'd"
by Strange Brew October 13, 2012
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Loss Prevention Officer

The most awesome job in the world. An LPO typically spends two shifts of four hours a day walking around a high-end retail store, like Target, to spot shoplifters in the act and recover stolen merchandise.
Fuck man, I got arrested for shoplifting because of Target's new Loss Prevention Officer.
by TargetLPO March 9, 2010
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Pregnancy Prevention Patrol

Someone who has to supervise at a camp or hotel to make sure that none of the high school students at an event sneak in and out of rooms to have sex. Also known as PPP.
With the cheerleading camp sandwiched between the football camp and soccer camp, Joel knew he’d be on pregnancy prevention patrol until his replacement came at dawn.

Mrs. Rivera was an expert at pregnancy prevention patrol. It’s like she could hear a hotel room door opening from two floors away and that’s why they always had her go on the band trips.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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