Petoria

A small 4-bedroomed republic founded in 2001AD by Peter Griffin (fat alchoholic)

I visited Petoria and all I got was a lousy doorknob. PETORIAN DOORKNOBS,HALF PRICE!!

by Robness/Peterness/Brobness/Crazy Eggness December 12, 2003

Poetography

Poetography is a new visual art form that merges poetry and photography in order to affect ones senses or emotions. The goal of this melding is to further enhance the aesthetic quality of both arts. By combining photographic imagery with poetry the artist has an opportunity to better represent his/her creativity as well as further enhancing the human experience with the final product.

It's amazing how poetography gives a sense of direction to the picture.

by YourPoetographer April 11, 2010

pretox

The opposite of a detox.

When you know you're going have a ridiculous amount of alcohol over the weekend and you decide to go out for a few drinks the night before as preparation - it's the drinking equivalent of stretching.

"It's the stag do this weekend, the pretox will be in the local from 7 tonight"

by Matt4579 May 28, 2006

Preconditulation

When you have your phone on vibrate in your pocket and you're wearing baggy trousers so when you get a text it tickles your nuts.

I was sitting in class the other day when I felt preconditulation.

by HideYoKidzLadyz May 15, 2014

Petoria

Ancient Empire around the Rhode Island area. Founder names Peterious Griffith, where he was originally exiled from Poland in 1493 for crimes involving 3 chickens, a pair of sheers, and several bottles of air conditioner. Peterious died in 1534 from a fall on his knee. His men lived on until 1569 when Native Americans brought foreign diseases to them. Now President Peter Griffin rules the country under tyrannical rule.

Long live Petoria!

by The epitome of knowledge February 18, 2019

Paeton Hughes

Paeton Hughes is the president of Canada he has 3 migdet bounty hunters on his payroll...

PAETON HUGHES FOR PRESIDENT!!!

by Paeton Hughes for president :D December 9, 2019

Paeton

Well.. she writes a lot. Shes a lot of things that start with "p". Perky, Polite, Pretty, and she makes everyone happy. Shes a good friend of mine and I can't help but to smile when she is around. She cares for other people and tells the truth. Without Paeton I'd be lost. Wether you love her or hate her, she is a good person and shes also very talented, if you ever get the chance to know one, take it. Nuff said. Shez beautiful and smart and she can kick your ass in a debate. Shes a fragile one but she has a strong soul so don't hurt her or I'll kill you.

What is perfection?
Well I'm not sure but Paeton comes close.

by WQA August 6, 2011