Pretenditarian

A person (usually on an Internet forum) who claims to be a Libertarian, but is actually just another Republican jackoff.

Also describes someone who supports big government and repressive legislation when enacted by Republicans, but cries bloody murder when the same measures are enacted by Democrats.

See Fibertarian

Real Libertarian: "How can you call yourself a Libertarian when you support the current administration's constant and repeated attempts to violate our privacy in the name of imaginary security?"

Pretenditarian: "Shut up, LibTard!"

by Dr. Cyclops January 19, 2007

pretendathoning

when people are constantly pretending to be something they are not

look at that couple pretendathoning to be models in their cheesy, tacky engagement photos!

by betterthanthattt January 25, 2011

pretenductivity

Fake-but-ostensible, often attempted, productivity.

"I came here to work hard, but I'm nothing more, today, than a factory of pretenductivity."

by Emrysk August 18, 2009

pretenditor

a Company or a Person that Pretends to be a Competitor

for example:
Microsoft 'Surface' is a Pretenditor to Apple's 'iPad'

by Gemingo April 28, 2014

Pretendadult

A person of adult age whose actions and conversations are those of a teenager

My delivery driver is a pretendadult

by Scot McConnell July 6, 2017

pretendetarian

A derisive term sometimes used by vegetarians or vegans when referring to pesco-vegetarians, "pescetarians", "semi-vegetarians" or "pollotarians".

A poseur who tries to affect the moral stance of a vegetarian.

See also: Faketarians

That Mollie tries to make herself sound so morally consistent, but she still eats fish- she's a total pretendetarian!

by SaganGathering February 4, 2008

pretenduate

1) A melding of the words "Pretend" and "Evaluate"

2) The act of evaluating something that does not exist.

“Since this function doesn’t exist, we will simply Pretenduate it”

by Karmmott April 11, 2005