Preparation

Preparation is defined as the process of getting something or someone ready for an action or a presentation. It is simply those things done before the occurrence of an event. Besides, it is usually done or made to ensure excellence and success at last. -Emeasoba George

Preparation is synonymous with arrangement.

by Emeasoba George July 14, 2018

Preservation-fucked

When your community saves so much water/electricity, that your water/electricity company has to raise its prices for usage, so then going back to using water/electricity more laid back will become a bad idea.

"Why is water becoming more expensive for the city now?"

"Oh, cause last year I tried really hard to encourage everyone to save water in several different ways. I guess more people acted than expected."

"Well thanks to you, the WHOLE city is preservation-fucked!"

by saveRplanet April 8, 2010

preservation through destruction

1-To remember something vividly by destroying it completely.
2- To keep something only after destroying it.

"At 250,000 miles, all we had left of that truck was it's preservation through destruction."

"After the apocalypse, it was said that cities were to be remembered by their preservation through destruction."

by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006

The Self Preservation Society

1) See 'The Italian Job' (Original, dumbass)
2) A small group of people in North-East Kansas, who have a pact to preserve each other's entire bodies in jars when they die, so that generations aftr them can learn what it is like to scream in horror.

1) 'This is The Self Preservation Society'
2) 'I pledge to pickle my brother, and uphold the sacred laws of The SPS.

by Stephen W. Thomas May 15, 2005

Pussperation

When you excercise and yo pussy gets sweaty

1: I think I pissed myself after that work out
2: you sure it ain't just pussperation?

by Mermermemrmemrmermr June 26, 2016

Preperating

Preparing, broken english

My Polish friend said she was preperating dinner

by Mr_fisticus December 21, 2019

Semen Preservation

Semen preservation is the theory that by not ejaculating you are preserving your "essence" of which makes you a man. It makes you charismatic-ly magnetic to women, while those with the "cavemen mentality" think that the point of sex and life is to bust a nut. In reality, you hold your semen in and the sex will keep on flowing. The thinking is that semen separates men from women, so when you get rid of it you lose that masculinity. The claim is that women can sense this.

Frat Bro: "Semen Preservation is the only thing making you a man, so when you bust a nut you are saying 'I don't want to be a man!' I had sex 14 times in one day and didn't bust a nut once!"

by kiki_____ May 16, 2018