Premmed

To like one's own comment on Facebook.

Dude, she posted a joke on the group wall and then liked it. She totally premmed it.

by Tom Morvolo Riddle October 22, 2011

Premmed

After premature ejaculation has occurred. Past tense and shortened

Dude, when that girl was grinding on me in the club, I totally premmed in my pants!

Dude, when I whipped it out I premmed in her face!

by saucypotato January 9, 2013

PrimeMemeister

The guy with the best memes around. The one who is admired by all because of his fire meme game

Damn, did you see that guy over there? He seemed like a real PrimeMemeister

by MeeMMachine November 2, 2016

premerection

An anticipatory erection.

Peter, having finished his coffee, began to notice the distinct symptoms of a premerection whilst thumbing through the classifieds.

by Jeremy Hadley December 13, 2018