An occasional occurrence for a male. This phenomenon occurs when a man tries to urinate with a fully erect penis. Confused at whether the male is either peeing or ejaculating, the penis thrusts out multiple, short, hard bursts of urine which gives the male a sensation that confuses him very much.
by Drewski Of the Hill Castle January 19, 2010
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'My fish is dead! I was having a slap over my DVD of 'embarrassing bodies' when I projaculated and shot a hole in his tank'.
by Figaro666 January 13, 2011
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dude ive gotten so good at peejaculation. i got it to the point where i can get steady stream and dont get it all over the seat.
by banginonfools October 18, 2009
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Dawn: Mmm... Alex prejaculates all the time and I love it.
Dawn: Mmm... Alex prejaculates all the time and I love it.
by YapmelkXela February 12, 2010
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To celebrate or joke about something that has yet to happen.
Related Forms: Jocular, Joculary, Jocularity
To celebrate or joke about something that has yet to happen.
Related Forms: Jocular, Joculary, Jocularity
"I'm going for a check up today"
"Well we're going out for drinks tonight. If all goes well with you, its another reason to celebrate"
"But I won't know the results for another 2 days..."
"Whatever, we'll prejoculate."
"Well we're going out for drinks tonight. If all goes well with you, its another reason to celebrate"
"But I won't know the results for another 2 days..."
"Whatever, we'll prejoculate."
by thebluekick February 26, 2009
Get the prejoculate mug.An unfortunate and premature ejaculation by a male, usually out of sheer excitement and sexual arousal, and also due to any lack of self control whatsoever. This condition is commonly found in adolescent, pre-teens, teens, adults, middle aged, and older men. Prejaculation leads to feelings of embarrassment, anger, and hostility towards ones self, as well as the sexual partner. Prejaculation is also known to have detrimental effects on emotional and future physical intimacy. Prejaculation among straight males usually causes their female sexual partners to gossip among other kindred females, commiserate, ridicule the men in question, and buy more dildos. Prejaculation among gay men typically leads to peals of laughter and semen cascading down buttock cheeks.
Dude, I was watching some midget porn on the internet last night and playing with my man and the boys and I totally prejaculated! Gotta buy a new keyboard!
Wife/girlfriend: Honey, can you please not fondle your genetalia as we pretend to foreplay? You know you have a history of prejaculation.
Husband/boyfriend: Can you PLEASE not remind me of that? I have self-esteem issues as it is!!
Wife/girlfriend: Honey, can you please not fondle your genetalia as we pretend to foreplay? You know you have a history of prejaculation.
Husband/boyfriend: Can you PLEASE not remind me of that? I have self-esteem issues as it is!!
by johnny crap September 7, 2007
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(After a 10 minute venting session)...Guy 1: "You think I'm stupid don't you? You just think I'm the dumbest person after what I just told you"
Guy 2: "Bro, you're projaculate (ing). I have literally have been just listening this whole time"
Guy 2: "Bro, you're projaculate (ing). I have literally have been just listening this whole time"
by reemyb January 29, 2021
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