Predestined

1) A prestigious and insanely expensive academy for destinies of all races, creeds and preference to snack foods (Excluding, of course, snack foods of yogurt descent) Where the happy little abstract concepts can learn of their fundamentally flawed and tired existence.

2) The poorly serreptitious excuse for being behind every shit fed romantic comedy.

1. The predestined school for ideas and conjecture is the leading institution for metric fuckloads of useless information.

2. "We are predestined for romance!" says the female actor, struggling to hold on to the belief that she will ever be worth anything more to the type of man she wants other than a wet, warm hole.
"Indeed." Says the male actor, losing part of his soul and most of his dignity at this horrific role but slightly assuaged by the fact that he has a ninety per cent chance of banging his co-star.

by Calmcapsaicin January 4, 2011

Predestination

A movie that ruined my life

me- It's predestination time
my freinds- god help us

by the musical memes February 27, 2019

prestism

A religion where masturbation is meditation. A raging boner is a sign of god. (Also a mental disorder)

I have a strong connection to prestism in my life.

by Tonyzeh May 22, 2017

predestine

Its done. God or something has it all figured out already

Yo, you're worried about stuff that you cant control, it was Predestined !

by seanstermonster January 26, 2018

presentism

The judging of people in the past by the moral standards of the present.

Modern professors advocate presentism and want to reframe historical heroes as villains because they did not conform to modern morality.

"Tear down all the statues of George Washington! The man was a racist!"
"That's presentism, dude. In 100 years someone will probably think you were a monster for eating meat."

by anonymous September 20, 2022