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Practical Vegetarian 

A Practical Vegetarian is someone who almost always eats plant based food when that choice is available. And when that choice is not available she is open to eating whatever food is indeed available.
During my trips around the world I sometimes eat animal products as I am a practical vegetarian. If the choice is available I eat plant based foods.
Practical Vegetarian by yogaps February 19, 2010

Practical-offending-joke 

Name already says it, really tooo cool practical joke only performed by Sadists and guys with Trice cohones
Guy: Hey let's put on yo steel shoes, kick open a baby, fil er up with shit 'n vommit, wrap it in papers, make it burn and throw it in someones mailbox, when they see tha fire they'll try to kick out tha flams and they have shit all over there shoes:D

Example: Infuse someones blood with saltywater when hes sleeping

Example: Take a supersoaker full of Skotch and spray it on someone when he gets mad and runs after u, go to tha police and say: Some drunk dude raped me analy en is commin back fo' more
Practical-offending-joke by Robin December 10, 2003

Practical Friday 

The result of a shortened school week, such as a four day or three day week. The day before the end of the short week is practical Friday. If the week ends Wednesday, Wednesday is practical Friday.
Guy: Wanna hang out tonight?
Girl: I can't, it's Wednesday
Guy: yeah we can! It's practical Friday!
Girl: Ohh... um I had plans.
Practical Friday by NNBUME April 10, 2012
Word of the Day on April 12, 2012

practical mountain lion 

1.) A mountain lion that is a practical thinker 2.) one who leaps between the benches in the locker room 3.) Cassie
"Boy, You're just a practical mountain lion!"

Practical Intelligence 

A combination of "Book Smarts" and common sense.
God is she dumb, she has no practical intelligence whatsoever.

Practical Joke 

See fooling someone
Man: Sorry about that prank yesterday.
Man 2: It's fine, it was just a practical joke.