PowerChart

Something promising to empower, but actually enslaves.

I thought that shitty program was just a cerner, but its a fucking PowerChart.

by Cerner Smasher March 10, 2007

Powerfart

To push a fart out with more force than is necessary, to tear ones sphincter, almost rosebudding afterwards...

Dean - "Dude i totally just cranked a stonker, checkit!!"
Dan - "Shivers mate i think u just split ur ass!!!"
Dean - "Yeah powerfart to the max"

by Defcon58 December 15, 2008

powershift

The shift in control or "power" between partners in a relationship - Can be affected by who called/texted/emailed last, who said i love you first!!

Person in power is said to have the "upper hand"

"It's the powershift!!" - What else can I put??

by Darren/Kristy September 21, 2006

powershat

a combo move used by Sarnix the great, to create a powershat you must build up much energy in your anus then you expel in violently to propel yourself

"He is such a amazing wisard.He can powershat from town to town."

by Every Thing's Over Powered November 28, 2015

Powerscar

A scar recived while doing a powerslide on either unsafe ground(such as rocks or concrete), while wearing shorts or ripped pants, or both.

Waffle Man-"Gimme a powerslide, fellow rocker."

*proceeds to do a powerslide*

Cobalt Man-"AWWWWWWW! I forgot im wearing shorts and were on concrete!"

Waffleman-"Thats gonna leave a wicked powerscar."

by Cobalt Man July 27, 2010

Powershit

When you take a shit, and while still on the can, jerk off. It's best to wait until the shit has left your body before you begin yankin'. This maneuver is a real time-saver. It works best if you can manage to bring a laptop or other source of porn in to the bathroom with you.

Girlfriend: So now that you're out of the bathroom, do you want to have sex?

Boyfriend: Nah, I just took a powershit so I'm good to go.

Girlfriend: UGHHHH. *turns on vibrator*

by Pigroaster deluxe June 4, 2011

AA Powershare

The AA PowerShare was invented by Ben Bjorklund as a satire somewhere around 2020. It is a self deprecating humor prodding fun at the idea of a member, still in spiritual pre-school, solemnly considered his shares as having profound and spiritual enlightenment. Recently this has been picked up by a guy named Bruce.

Strap on your seatbelt and get ready to become enlightened. Bruce is about to deliver a phenomenal AA Poweshare

Did you see everyone’s hair blow back when Bruce delivered that AA Powershare in group tonight?

by MikhailPhillipinszewski July 14, 2025