porn logic

A situation in which everything you say or do will lead to a sexual intercourse with a total stranger. Porn logic means that if anything can lead to a sexual act, it will.

The doorbell rings and the delivery man brings a greasy pizza to a bunch of girls that are actually not hungry and scantily-clad. According to porn logic, the girls automatically start to undress themselves and let him in although they didn't order a pizza.

by kleinermundvoll November 8, 2012

Porn Indecisivity

The feeling you get when you've got a lot of time and you're browsing your favorite website for porn, and you look at the thumbnails and think they all look good yet you can only choose one and have to get the best one.

Yesterday I was gonna jack it but i couldn't decide which video to use so i wasted lots of time i hate porn indecisivity

by Willieeeee December 26, 2012

Squidward torture porn

Any episode of SpongeBob SquarePants in which the character, Squidward Tentacles, is unfairly injured/stripped of any dreams or hopes for that episode for the sole purpose of him being Squidward and being the "bad guy" when in reality, he's the character we sympathize with. Also noted by an abnormally large IQ drop in SpongeBob or Patrick just for those episodes as well.

Fan 1: Did you see that new SpongeBob episode?
Fan 2: Yeah, it was a total Squidward torture porn.
Fan 1: I know, I felt so bad for Squidward!

by Yosuke Hanamura November 16, 2013

Fear Porn

Mainstream Media content that deliberately and enticingly plays on people's fears about disaster, disease and death. Currently used in relation to some COVID-19.

My friend was too scared to go outside, some thing about giant murder hornets? He must be watching his fear porn again.

by Animalfarm1984 June 26, 2020

Porn hub

A Christian site where you can get Minecraft mods

Porn hub is a great site to get Minecraft mods from

by MoM SAiD ItS mY TuRn November 15, 2018

Gay Nigger Porn

A term that is searched on someone's computer in hopes of it being found by someone. It is meant to be found in either the persons search history or the search page that is left open.

We typed "Gay Nigger Porn " into Rob's laptop, and now that his mom found it she thinks he is gay.

by SpyCooper June 11, 2016

Murder porn

Crime shows that depict real events, usually homicides. Especially popular with middle-aged married people.

Nightmare in Suburbia is some top notch murder porn!

by Ella LaBella May 12, 2015