Poisson Vaccination

When the waiting times proposed by profit-driven pharmaceutical companies and oft-morally bankrupt politicians for someone to receive their subsequent jabs in the aftermath of more infectious or transmissible corona variants seem to follow a Poisson distribution—the waiting time between two adjacent jabs gets shorter for subsequent booster shots.

Governments and drugs companies in the developed world couldn’t care less of short- and long-term side effects as a result of the Poisson vaccination of their citizens to “protect” them against the corona variants.

by Covido December 28, 2021

pooiss

taking a poo while simultaneously taking a piss. "Pooiss" is the combination of both words.

Yesterday, i saved so much time on the shitter, i was pooissing, it saved me 37 seconds. Yes!

by loadednine November 23, 2006

pouss

The puff of hair that comes out of the hole in the back of a snapback. Called a frouss when the snapback is worn backwards

Dude, get a haircut, you've got a fat ass pouss right now.

by Jewishmeerkat October 29, 2012

pousse moussu

a sexual position that begins the ritual of the slapped turtle

fucko: I'll give you pousse-moussu
shucko: oh yes please put your finger in and you'll get mouss
fucko: zucking swucked bitch!
SMACK

by fucko May 14, 2005

Phuissy Whipped

Mennonite Version of Pussy Whipped, pronounced (FOOS-E-WHIP-DAH) Phuissy is derived from the old german word for clam.

He can't come in the car pool anymore because his wife doesn't want him to drink beer, not even one. He is so Phuissy Whipped

by BIGdonk2 August 7, 2009

poisson croissant

Referring to an unpleasant French person. Phonetically read as pwa son qwa son.

You're being a total poisson croissant right now. Let's get our baguette and just leave.

by crabcrabcrab🦀 January 22, 2021

poussy

when u r in a hurry to look at porn this is what u spell on accident; also an australian gang or something

i typed in poussy when i was looking at porn

by booga May 13, 2005