pouched

when the weed your smoking in the bong/pipe is all gone

where's the weed? i swear it was rite here , pouched

by bud intrest August 19, 2006

pouched

To be really tired.

I've been up since 4 i the morning i'm pouched

by klgjkhfuit October 15, 2007

pouch

a womens genitals

hey i saw kim's pouch yesterday, it was the greatest thing i have ever seen

by flizzy(the f is silent) April 6, 2010

pouch

when a thin armed, skinny legged woman has a bulge in the middle of her stomach--ie a pouch like a kangaroo would have. this women seems to acquire an average looking body until you view their abdomen--a bulge of fat.

Mike: shes average, the one over at the bar sitting down.
(woman stands up)
Fred: eww dude shes sporting a pouch!
Mike: damn those pouches!
(mike starts sobbing)
Fred: it'll be okay buddy
(patting Mike on the back)
Fred: if she did some crunches, that pouch would be nonexistent..i think...
(mike continues to cry even harder)

by Ivosha January 9, 2007

The pouch

When one get's his nutsack and pulls it over their cock. Resembling a pouch.

"Can't believe he fell for the pouch, what a fag"

by Mayo Sanchez March 29, 2009

pouched

When a male gets kicked in the testicles

Dude you totally just got pouched.

by switch_nick November 24, 2006

Pouching

Taking both testicles into one's mouth, and holding one in each cheek. Only possible with medium to large sized balls.

"He sat on her face, while she was pouching him and giving him a hand job."

"His balls were so big, when she pouched him, she looked like a hamster storing seed for later."

by TI07 August 5, 2008