Pothole Mishap

when a massive pothole or group of them flatten the tire of your car or any other vehicle

Dad we just kind of had a major Pothole Mishap

Just had a major Pothole Mishap.... party on the side of the road!

by Jolly Rancher the Rapper December 31, 2010

Porthole pirate

gay termonlogy used to describe one man schlonging another in the ass.

eric "porthole pirated" jose last night. just shortly after giving a rusty trumbone.

by trevor340 February 11, 2009

Harry Pothole

Like Harry Potter, but has a better ring to it. Cannot be mistaken for Harry Butthole...that's another story

Karen: Omg Ainsley I lovvee Harry Potter!
Ainsley: It's Harry POThole not Harry Potter! Be careful or you'll take someones eyes out.

by Living meme fangirl queen August 3, 2018

Twinkie in the Porthole

To have penetrative sex.

I can't wait for Saturday night, I'm gonna put the twinkie in the porthole!

Last night, Garry put the twinkie in the porthole.

by testicheese December 24, 2019

pothole paranoia

The extreme fear of running over a pothole. Habits of those with this affliction include driving under the speed limit, swerving frequently to avoid any cracks or bumps in the road, and taking alternative routes despite an increased commute. This usually sets in shortly after blowing a tire when running over a pothole.

Joe: Why were you guys late for work today?

Mike: Jeff took a strange route and drove under the speed limit the whole way.

Joe: Pothole paranoia claims another victim.

by 2014_chiguy January 15, 2014

Pothole

A huge crater in the road, many found on Staten Island.

Hey Ian! Watch out for that pothole!!!!

by Jrellsz January 19, 2017

Cleveland Porthole

Cleveland Porthole: The elegant act of shitting in someone’s tracheotomy hole.

Can you please shit in my tracheometry hole? It’s been a long day.

Cleveland Porthole: shitting in that hole boi

by Dudeguyhomie August 4, 2018