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Pasteurbation

noun

1.The act of using pasteurized milk as lubricant while pleasuring oneself.

2. The act of spilling milk on a laptop whilst looking at porn, consequently voiding any warranty under which the PC might be.

3. The acting of rubbing one out to grazing cattle.
After receiving blue balls from his girlfriend, Jon resorted to pasteurbation when he realized he ran out of lotion.

After speaking with a Geek about repairing her computer, Peggy became irate once she was told her PC's warranty was void. After further inquiry, she discovered that milk spillage was not covered. She later realized that her son, Byron, was into some heavy, habitual pasteurbation.
by BulldogNelly June 20, 2012
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Postbation

When you go on postblock on Facebook and can't message or make posts on Facebook for 30 days.

Post + Probation = Postbation.

Aka Facebook Jail.
Someone reported my post saying "fag" and now I am on Postbation.
by Tingle Likes Rupees October 4, 2016
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black opsterbation

the act of playing combat training, against computer opponents. A "Call of Duty" analogy of masterbation.
Bill: Come join me in a public Team Deathmatch.

Dale: No way, dude. I'm not that good. I'm going to try a little self-pleasure through black opsterbation.
by daBuster September 28, 2011
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posturbation

also: Posturbating

'liking' or 'upping' your own posts.
If you have to like or up your own post, it's posturbation, and you probably should have kept it to yourself anyway.
by pteryakisan October 30, 2013
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postperation

The events following the event that is prepared for.
I was too tired to clean up the party postperation.
by photogkid March 31, 2009
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Pastorbation

Pas-tor-ba-tion (noun)

The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor

OR

The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader
It is a shame.... those altar boys were victims of pastorbation.
by Ronan XVII November 10, 2008
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pussterbation

pussterbation - An unnecessary term meaning vaginal masturbation. Portmanteau of pussy and masturbation.
Yesterday my mom asked me if I had discovered the joys of pussterbation.
by anklepain9000 July 12, 2010
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