noun
1.The act of using pasteurized milk as lubricant while pleasuring oneself.
2. The act of spilling milk on a laptop whilst looking at porn, consequently voiding any warranty under which the PC might be.
3. The acting of rubbing one out to grazing cattle.
1.The act of using pasteurized milk as lubricant while pleasuring oneself.
2. The act of spilling milk on a laptop whilst looking at porn, consequently voiding any warranty under which the PC might be.
3. The acting of rubbing one out to grazing cattle.
After receiving blue balls from his girlfriend, Jon resorted to pasteurbation when he realized he ran out of lotion.
After speaking with a Geek about repairing her computer, Peggy became irate once she was told her PC's warranty was void. After further inquiry, she discovered that milk spillage was not covered. She later realized that her son, Byron, was into some heavy, habitual pasteurbation.
After speaking with a Geek about repairing her computer, Peggy became irate once she was told her PC's warranty was void. After further inquiry, she discovered that milk spillage was not covered. She later realized that her son, Byron, was into some heavy, habitual pasteurbation.
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Post + Probation = Postbation.
Aka Facebook Jail.
Post + Probation = Postbation.
Aka Facebook Jail.
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the act of playing combat training, against computer opponents. A "Call of Duty" analogy of masterbation.
Bill: Come join me in a public Team Deathmatch.
Dale: No way, dude. I'm not that good. I'm going to try a little self-pleasure through black opsterbation.
Dale: No way, dude. I'm not that good. I'm going to try a little self-pleasure through black opsterbation.
by daBuster September 28, 2011
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The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor
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The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader
The act of self-satisfaction while under the supervision / assistance of one's religious leader or pastor
OR
The execution of sexual acts performed on or by one's religious leader
by Ronan XVII November 10, 2008
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