poopsterbate

To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.

I heard Mark poopsterbating on the toilet last night.

Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.

"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.

by ShawnB April 30, 2005

posturbate

To post incessant, inane threads on an internet forum to alleviate boredom or sexual frustration.

Must be slow at work -- Scott's done nothing but posturbate all day on HC.

by Nemo Nemo August 3, 2007

Poopterbate

When you tell everyone around you that you are going to the bathroom to poop, when all you really wanted was an excuse to beat off.

Jack - "BRB guys, I gotta take a dump"
Jill - "Whatever, he's just gonna Poopterbate"

by Michael Thayer January 5, 2008

Powerbate

The act of masturbating furiosly in attempt to gain fast orgasming action

"and so Wilitus Powerbate till the end of the world"

by Wilitus March 3, 2005

pissterbate

When you piss and masturbate at the same time. Can be done by both genders.

Guy 1:"Dude I walked in on Shelby in the bathroom yesterday and she was pissterbating!"

Guy 2:"Yeah I pissterbate all the time."

by Lady Woman Girl December 30, 2013

popesterbate

The act of poopsterbating in a church's or holy place's bathroom.

I ducked out of mass for a quick popesterbate this afternoon... I left quite the offering.

by furtivespy February 23, 2014

Pisherbate

Aka the one stop shot. To piss, shit, and masterbate in one sitting. Flushing encouraged but not required. The pisherbate.

“Bro that pisherbate got me fucked up”
“I need a bottle of water after that pisherbate, running low on fluids”

by Arodgers2000 November 3, 2019