Hornswaggled

When you show up to work the day after you were out late partying and don't have time to make yourself look presentable.

"So I was out at Curley's last night and this guy bought me a Busch Light...so I figured I'd let him fuck my armpit"

"Sounds like you were Hornswaggled"

by elky999 March 6, 2009

Cornswaggled

Cornswaggled is when a individual is so confused they can only say "I'm Cornswaggled"

Man 1: hey, did you see that the rock died

Man 2: I'm Cornswaggled

by BigJewFoot January 30, 2023

poonswaggle

When there is so much swag around the poon, the woman is forced to waddle.

Wow that girl has a mad poonswaggle, I wonder if Harv will still want her.

by already busted yo' cherry April 9, 2007

pornswaggler

a person whom, after a one night stand, takes money from the purse, wallet, or dresser without asking.

that bitch was a pornswaggler; I woke up and my rent money was gone from my sock drawer!

by winfred march March 8, 2004

hornswaggled

Originators of the style of punk rock music known as flamecore. One of the most popular of the San Diego punk rock bands to come out of the Hillcrest area. Proudly flying the flaming rainbow flag.

Hey Lance, I heard that Hornswaggled is playing tonite at Moby Dick's. We should go have a few Hard Ciders and Zima's at the show.

by Anonymous July 10, 2003

hornswaggled

to dis or ridicule someone as a comback to a comment.

(alex)- Wow this really sucks...
(Chris)- Thats what she said! ohh you've just been hornswaggled!!!

by saps233 February 24, 2009

Cornswaggled

Getting a blow job with a can of raw corn in the givers mouth

guy1: Hey man my girl Cornswaggled me last night
guy2: that’s awesome bro!!

by Ancient.Milk May 14, 2022