Good Porning

It's where u wake up and do fricken porn

I said Good Porning to mi wife

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

Porping

When a person, usually of degenerate status, takes a walk by themselves at night and returns with injuries or ripped clothing without an explanation due to being intoxicated or otherwise incapacitated

"Hey, Anthony where's Kyle?"
"Oh they just found him Porping down the street. His pants were all ripped and he doesn't know why."

by J. Manziel June 26, 2016

Porning

That time of day, shortly after sunrise, when you have excellent sex.

"Good Porning, that was awesome"

"I got laid first thing this porning. It was great!"

by Fordman59 June 30, 2009

porning

Scotland: Public sex, especially at parties

I ken yous are porning; stop it ye bams!

by Incredible Johnny Mo September 21, 2007

Porning out

To overload oneself with pornography so that one might be left in a state of exhaustion following long masturbation sessions.

You see that dude over there with 3 monitors full of porn? Yeah man he's porning out.

by Syntactyx August 26, 2013

porning

Porning; verb

The act of plastering a home, apartment, work cubicle or car with pornography, to the hilarity, dismay or embarrassment of the owner.

often combined with kronging

Oh man we totally porned my ex's house last night, then we tossed a krongp-bomb on her roof.

Hey lets go porning and hit up your boss's house!

by gracemaverick January 27, 2008

Sad Porning

Watching porn vids 1 after another to forget about that person who friendzoned you

Eh bro, you okay m8?
Yea, 2 days of sad porning made it better.

by PorolovesSadness December 9, 2016