Porntardation

Every time you see a porn star jerking off in front of their stepfamily, doing stupid sexual things, wearing no panties/bra at all, sleeping during day, being completely fucking blind and they can't see dicks, sticking their dick in literally every hole they see or not knowing their pants have ripped and not feeling a dick inside, they have porntardation.

Jim: Did you see that Brattysis video bro?
Mark: nah bro, that actress had * Porntardation*

by Joe Azlz December 3, 2019

Pornstache

A otherwise normal mustache that somehow manages to do nothing but make its owner look seedy.

Dave's attempt to grow facial hair ended in a rather disturbing pornstache.

by Jeramiah Quimby July 5, 2009

Porntard

PORNography + reTARD

A dude who can't find a girlfriend because

#1. He spends most of his time watching porn.

#2. When he does get out, he rejects women who are better looking than he is because they are not up to his pornstar standards.

Mike hasn't been laid in 10 years. He's such porntard.

by Mike Porntard March 2, 2009

Pornstation Portable

People who mostly use there PSP's (Playstation Portable) for browsing, watching movies and surf the net for porn.

Dude check out my porn collection of hot nude chicks on my Pornstation Portable!

by Quentin_B November 6, 2006

Pornstache

Funky looking mustache common among male porn stars

"hey that pornstache sure distracts from his huge member"

by Shower Stalker February 28, 2003

Pornstar Principle

The idea that the more sex (and sexual partners) a person has had, the more crazy kinds of sex they have had.

-What do you think Kim has done?

-Well, she's had upwards of 100 sexual partners, so by the pornstar principle, probably at least anal.

by sdgflksadjngfsldjahfnwsldhfwja February 18, 2011

pornotration

The act of penetrating a woman as you watch an x-rated film.

She was so offended by the pornotration that she went and took a rape shower!

by drewniverse December 25, 2010