pornocrastinating

to put off intentionally the doing of something that should be done due to watching porn

Boss: Neil, where is the marketing plan that was due on my desk an hour ago?

Neil: Sorry Boss, I have been sitting at my desk all day watching internet porn and haven't even started it yet.

Boss: Stop pornocrastinating Neil or your fired!!!!

by poser1212 November 30, 2010

Pornomatic

Something that is so sexy it only belongs in a porno.

While Jill and Lisa were making out, Joe yelled out "PORNOMATIC!"

by Demineonz February 26, 2009