pornutopia

An idealised world inhabited only

by porn freaks .

The top shelf of the magazine shop is

where pornutopia is located .

by E - FUMBLER January 11, 2009

Pornatoligist

A profession that deals with the making, evaluation, and statistics of every type of porn imaginable.

I really got to study to become a pornatoligist one day.

by Wyree_Darx November 2, 2014

pornitrated

When a website (particularly a forum/discussion site) has been infiltrated by porn, spammers, or other ill-meaning idiots who post completely irrelevant, useless material, thereby defeating the underlying purpose of the site.

orkut has a hell of a lot of good forums out there for people to connect, but too many of the popular ones have been totally pornitrated!

by Geoff Lilley May 15, 2007

Pornstorming

A verb of searching the web and porn sites for a particular video or type of video you would prefer to masturbate to.

Nick : Dude why are you so tired man?
Ryan: I stayed up late pornstorming last night.

by Chickenchoker October 8, 2011

porniture

Name for furniture where the fabric has imprinted pictures of naked women, tastefully done of course.

"Man is this a naked woman on this couch?"
"Yeah. That's my new love seat from Porniture."

by Matt Bates December 1, 2003

pornithologist

A one-handed birdwatcher.

Jermaine: Most ornithologists hold those heavy binoculars with two hands, don't they?
Ace: Yeah, and most of them look at birds of the feathered type too. Not pornithologists, though - they have, erm, a different focus...

by Grollace&Womit February 4, 2010

Porniture

The furniture used while making porn. Also could be used in the watching of porn.

“Don’t sit there, that’s my porniture.”

When the porn is so bad you start checking out their porniture.

by I believe in pink January 11, 2019