Pornichet

A small commune in western France, notorious for messing up your search for pornography on google via suggestions

Google Search:P-O-R-N (enter), -----> Pornichet

DAMNIT

by greekfire11 September 13, 2011

pornian slip

An error (or slip) that occurs whilst typing in the URL box and one unconsciously begins typing in the URL of one's favorite porn site that leads one from a simple wikipedia search to a 3 hour jerkoff session. Like the Freudian slip, it is usually caused by an interference of some unconscious wish, conflict, or train of thought.

Damn you pornian slip!! I just wanted to simply check my email and now I have 5 tabs of pornhub.com opened!!

It is studied under the division of psych called pornanalysis and pornian slip is often referred to as parapsexis.

by UP AND ATOM September 3, 2011

Pornicating

VERB

Having intercourses whist watching porn.

Me and Jessica were pornicating last night because we were having sex while watching big booty bitches.

by Stumphugger69 February 24, 2020

Pornjacked

When you plan to do one thing, but end up surfing porn sites instead.

Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jake show up to the bar last night?

Guy 2: He probably got pornjacked.

Jake: Screw you guys, I went out on a date last night, thats why I wan't hanging with you losers at the bar.

Guy 1: A date? Year right. His ass got pornjacked alright.

by dsm1 June 27, 2012

Pornication

The act of making your own porn.
A mixture of pornography & fornication.

As a verb you could use pornicate.
Performing the act is pornicating.

We couldn't answer the door because we were in the middle of some serious pornication.

by SillyPsyche July 30, 2009

pornicate

To masturbate or fornicate while watching porn

I haven't been able to pornicate since my computer broke down last week

by hipposaur August 1, 2008

Pornication

the act comminted by a man who after years of using the same porn site to jack off over suddenly changes his mind one day and uses another site. the enxt time he needs to wank however he goes back to the old site as if nothing has happened.

i'm bored of monster cocks website, today i think i'll do a bit of pornication

by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006