Porpus Hork

A crusty and almost always foul smelling substance which grows under the fat folds and rolls of extremely fat and dirty people. Sometimes can be found on the corners of the mouth.

"Dude, what smells like porpus hork around here?"

"Yeah, I think its that fat guy who works in publishing, he just waddled past us to the handicapped bathroom."

by knucklehair May 26, 2011

porush

A person who thinks modding a discord is a real job.

Bruh, you acting like a porush, stop taking your mod "job" so serious

by NotChromey August 1, 2021

probuscus

The probuscus is truly a masterpiece to the insect world.

Just in front of the thorax and anthrax come the probuscus and all its glory

The probuscus is like a penor but it belongs to insects

by Felix Argyle the trap May 10, 2018

Dorkus porkus

Someone who is dorkier than a dork, stupid, geeky, foolish

"You are such a dorkus porkus"

by AmandaLT February 3, 2010

porpus

half between a whale, seal and dolfin. (pronounced por-pus)

look at that porpus lady over there. or im so hungry i could eat a porpus.

by night hawk1369 September 1, 2009

Probus

A man who is very popular, usually celebrated in many ways, athletic in some ways.

Can be an asshole, but when it comes to someone he loves that person can mean everything to them.
The type of person to be the most live at public events
Seen as attractive, very good at talking to females.

Wow, i need to get me a Probus!

by the man x14 October 12, 2017

Boinky Porkus

Boinky porkus - to boink and to pork at the same damn time…deeply sexual connection between two individuals. Where they both fuck each other as hard and passionately as possible till one of the two involved parties quite literally squeals like a stolen baby piglet.

“She gave him a marevelous round of boinky porkus”

by Merito millerto May 20, 2022