Poor Performance

When you do something stupid or make a mistake. Can be used as an excuse when ever you do something you regret. Its like "ohh i was drunk" but its better because it can be used whenever. When you say poor performance it makes everything better.

Last night i got arrested for being drunk. Poor performance
Last night i hooked up with a fat girl. Poor performance

I got a 27 on my chem final. Poor performance

I drank so much i had to go to the hospital. Poor performance

When you say it, it makes everything better :-)

by marlins8283 January 3, 2011

performance art

(verb) to masturbate

I'm going to go in my room and performance art. It should be messy.

by ssssssssam October 29, 2006

Performance Points

This Is The Points In The Game Osu!
It Is Obtained By Playing Maps,
Short For Performance Points Is PP

I played Two Maps And Got 75 Performance Points IN Total

by SspeedPlayzHD July 28, 2020

Performance Deza

"Deza"—or soviet disinformation—is what Trump uses every damn day in an attempt to distract Americans with fucking bullshit so they forget the Russia scandal.

Donald "Cletus" Trump used his most-dramatic Performance Deza when he released audio of his agreeing to pay a hooker named Cherysh through his fixer Michael Cohen—which was to distract from Trump-Russia.

by Uncle Joosie July 25, 2018

Bowel Performance

The moment in which you are in a very busy public washroom taking a massive dump, and all of the sudden you let out a graceful, juicy fart followed by a breath-taking plop of the log you could finally squeeze out. Impressing everyone with your success. But be warned, for a performance can turn out bad, for these performances can go two ways, you can either let out an amazing fart and an inspriring drop of your success, or a wimp fart and just a drip of a poop.

Dude, while I was in the washroom someone did a perfect bowel performance, I'd give it a 10/10.

by Vxper August 28, 2016

life beyond performance

pretensionless. authenticity.

Some people don't know how to live life beyond performance.

by live December 6, 2006

Pee Performance

Standing and peeing directly in the water with the door open

You've got some bros over and a few hotties, and as you're trying to impress the hotties, one of the bros goes to the bathroom and proceeds to pee loudly in toilet bowl with door open. He doesn't even try to aim on the porcelain, but goes directly in the water... "Really bro? Now's not the time to give us your pee performance!"

by goodlord! May 13, 2015