poodirt

Mike daley's ugly face.

It burns my eyes!!!
wtf?
poodirt POODIRT!!!!!
oh... fuck off Mike

by djinc January 14, 2008

Babysitter Poodles

Specially bred poodles who will babysit your children during the COVID Pandemic while you are at work.

These super-smart Babysitter Poodles can even make sandwiches and go to the store for you if you let them use your iPhone and do Apple Pay!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

Pot-Poodle

A person trained by a Weed-Dog in pot smoking techniques to be shown off to friends.

Man I can't belive how much Jeff's Pot-Poodle has learned in just a few days.

Hey guys check out what my Pot-Poodle learned how to do last night.

by Nadisam December 31, 2012

Eating out of poordom

Eating as much food as you possibly can (even if you're not hungry) when it is provided for free (such as a party or given as a donation) because you are too poor to buy your own food and don't know when you will ever eat again.

I wasn't hungry when I went to my little cousin's birthday party, but eating out of poordom was a must since I blew my paycheck at the bar.

by Kelli Young August 29, 2012

dirty poodle

When one combs his or her pubic hair in the manner of an afro.

I couldn't go down on her becasue my tongue ring got caught in her dirty poodle.

by Sir Jim Dandy August 31, 2007

pink poodle politics

Slang term for an unaffiliated and entirely apolitical perspective.

After speaking with him about the state of our country for about two or three minutes, I could sense his pink poodle politics as I was smelling the bubble gum on his breath.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

oodles of poodles

A euphemism for being gay.

Why yes of course I have oodles of poodles, what did you expect?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020