Poodophile

A gay man with one or more dogs,usually poodles, who also happens to be a pedophile.

Gosh that man's a poodophile.

by ConfuzzledNess April 24, 2011

poonphile

weirdass cismales who fetishize transmales

“Ew look at that poonphile!”

by Bootyjuicelover April 4, 2022

photophile

A person who loves photography. They carry a camera on their shoulder wherever they go, and post to photo sharing websites all day. Named after the biological term for an organism that loves light, or functions best in it. Also photophilic, photophilous.

Careful if you hang out with Daniel. You'll end up with a dozen new pictures of yourself on Facebook. He's a total photophile.

by Pandapocalypse August 13, 2011

poodophile

Like being a pedophile, but with poodles.

Guy 1: "Mmmmm, look at that poodle over there."
Guy 2: "Man, stop being such a poodophile."

by heytaylor17 November 18, 2011

pognophile

The one who loves or studies #beard

He is a pognophile

by SHM Mee June 6, 2016

poopophobe

A person who absolutely refuses to take a dump in a public washroom no matter how urgent the situation might be because:
a) the toilet in the only empty stall is full of the previous occupant's shit;
b) he's ashamed of the noises that come out of his pooper when he shits;
c) there's a strong possibility that he'll smear his hands with his own feces while trying to wipe himself with the low quality toilet paper.

Larry: Man, Jason, you don't look well.
Jason: (bending over in pain) I know. I need to take a dump.
Larry: There's a washroom over there next to the Gap.
Jason: (cringing) Nah, man. I think I'll take the bus and head home. It'll only take me a couple hours. I can hold it.
Larry: What the hell, Jason. Are you a poopophobe?

by The ebonics linguist January 15, 2014

Photophile

A person that touches or (edits) a photo before posting it on social media.

Sarah's a photophile for sure, all her photos look too good to be true.

by Kezwez January 31, 2021