poopman

Just a guy with a complete lack any sense of
odor or any
hygiene. He
not only smells bad but he also
makes those who
choose to hang around him smell bad.
Many will
argue where
his almost divine ability to smell
odorous comes from but none will argue of how
noxious the smell is.


Note* The usage of the phrase "poopman" will generally cause a redundant exchange consisting of the following:

Person A: Yo poopman!

Person B: Whatchu call me?

Person A: POOPMAN!

Person B: Shut yo mouth poopman!

Person A: No, you da poopman.

Person B: No, YOU da poopman.

Person A: I have class in fifteen minutes. How about we go for another five?

Person B: Fine with me. Poopman.

Person A: Shut up poopman.

by mcmahoj March 31, 2009

pooperman

something that is better than superman and that can kick your ass

pooperman is the best super hero ever

by jake paul May 4, 2018

poopoolaca

poopoolaca is my most favorite mutual and most cool mutual too :)

poopoolaca is my best mutual ever!

by sparkknightknee June 21, 2021

poopoomajooboo

a really huge peice of shit that dangles from ur ass for seveal seconds before dropping off and splashing ur legs with piss and chunky shit. also known as mother of shits, or watermelons.

-i need to use a towel to wipe all the shitty water this huge poopoomajooboo
-man thats raunchy
-its not that bad, gabe bernard ate it so i dont have to clean

by Aaron February 20, 2004

The peepee poopoo man

Paulo

Mrs.Darden: "It is official the peepee poopoo man has the worst handwriting in the class"

Paulo: "That's tough chief. Hate to be him."

Jack: "Paulo, you're the peepee poopoo man."

by I sweat if this is taken June 4, 2019

Sirak Poopyman

What comes out of an Armenian man's derriere whilst he has a severe case of explosive diarrhoea.

That Armenian guy who just came out of the toilet had a fat Sirak Poopyman, it's all over the bathroom!

by XxCornflakeTaylorxX March 7, 2022

Pooformance Anxiety

Anxiety concerning the act of defecation, most often related to pooping in public restrooms.

I was at the game and I waited in line for a stall forever, but when I finally got in there I got pooformance anxiety and I couldn't poop.

by El Don Diguidi September 19, 2009