poopapotamus

A gerthy poop that is gernally 6 inches long, that lurks right below the surface of the toilet water and ominously floats in circles.

As my butt began its decent to the toilet seat for a bowel movement I peeked between my thighs, and to my surpise a poopapotamus was staring right at me

by Buck Nasty Senior August 7, 2012

poopcooter

An unhygienic condition caused when a woman wipes from back to front

Scotty: "Hey Mr. Jenkins, I went down on your daughter last night to discover she has a bad case of poopcooter, I think maybe Mrs. Jenkins should teacher her to wipe front to back."
Mr. Jenkins " Oh! so that's why she tastes just like her mother!"

by Scotty Jenkins January 15, 2009

poopetite

When you suddenly lose the need or urge to poop, not due to constipation.

"I was so nervous, I lost my poopetite."

"I often lose my poopetite in movie restrooms."

"I need some coffee and a cigarette. I lost my poopetite."

by naynug June 12, 2014

Salty Pooptatoes

During a rim job, if a man has explosive diarrhea in the woman's mouth, he must promptly turn around, ejaculate into the mouth of the woman, and exclaim "SALTY POOPTATOES!" for all his neighbors to hear.

James said "Yo man, I gave this bitch the salty pooptatoes the other night. Shit was so cash."
Chris replied "Get the fuck off of my dog and get out of my house you motherfucking ginger bastard!"

by Professor Boner November 2, 2011

Lost my poopetite

When you have to duece really hard, and you go to sit on the potty and discover there is already duece or peepee all over the seat.

Dude: Oh boy that number 3 just hit my lower intestine.

*Dude walks to the second stall and realises there is poo smeared all over the toilet with dried pee sploches*

Dude: Barnacles I just lost my poopetite

by Mr.Frog January 23, 2011

poopadot

When a turd peeks out of your butt leaving a small dot of poop stain on your unders

I had to shit so bad I left a poopadot on my unders

by Roxsoff August 7, 2014

poopatory

When you're stuck between staying or going cause you know you have a big ol deuce that will need to be dropped but you don't know when.

Hey bro, I want to come to the party but I'm stuck in poopatory right now.

by Jack burton May 9, 2016