poopcation

Taking an extra long time in the bathroom while pooping. Poopcation entertainment comes in the form of texting, reading, draw something, and other such phone activities.

M: I was reading online about poop and it came to my attention that it may not be healthy to hurry while pooping.
J: Yeah I have always been a fan of the poopcation.

by Slapping Theresa October 15, 2012

pumpathon

Spending long periods of time having sex with your spouse/partner/lover

Have you seen mike today ?
No him and Irene are having a pumpathon

by Djc2508 January 15, 2014

poopaholic

a pet who is hopelessly addicted to eating either his own, or other animal's poop

My dog is a poopaholic: everyday, he goes out in the yard and eats his old poop

by Bailey the Golden Retriever August 24, 2009

Poopthink

A situation in which one has massive revelations during massive defecations.

Hey, I just ate at the school cafeteria, and now I'm gonna go have a poopthink.

by pooplife September 8, 2011

poopachoo

When one sneezes and craps ones pants at the same time.

Oh crap! I just had a Poopachoo!

by bobwire70 June 10, 2014

pokeathon

The act of going through one's facebook friends list, usually in a sexually desperate state of mind, and "poking" as many of your available (or questionably-available) opposite sex friends as you can in an attempt to receive a return "poke" from at least 1 person.

Amanda: poke!
Andrew:
Brenda: poke!
Carla: poke!
Danielle: poke!
Eric:
Heather: poke!
.
.
.
etc.

Boy: "Man, I hope this pokeathon gets me laid!"

by mr.bojangles4251 July 22, 2011

Poopatronic

Electric poop

Bro is that poopatronic?
Yes, ;).

by Heranka0619 April 19, 2023