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Poontube

1) Instrument used as an aid to oral sex

2) Reference to the inside of a womans vagina.
1) After a hard night out and unable to get mr happy Happy, Bill turned to the poontube


2) I was so far up her poontube I punched a hole in here cervix. See cervix boxing
by Sam & Matt January 11, 2005
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Poontaneska

The art of stretching ones ballsack over his asshole and farting on it making a crackling sound.
Man you can tell that guy practices poontaneska, look it his balls are on the ground.
by peepeeman0987 May 22, 2009
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poontanesca

the action of putting your veiny magician in your arse hole and farting into your wang
my penis got inflated because i committed a poontanesca upon myself.
by roast beef hock April 28, 2003
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Poontine

When you pour gravy in to a women’s vagina, and dip your “fry” (aka penis) in to the vagina
Joe: What’d you do with that Canadian girl last night?
Bill: I gave her the poontine, she loved it.
by Gravy boy December 9, 2019
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Poon Tune

Pop, hip-hop, and sometimes rap music that is about a person's unusually strong sex drive. Typically sung by a rich African American who utilizes autotune and excessive bass to forge talent. This music comes in 'generations,' which last about a month and result in 5-6 poon tunes being played constantly on the radio, then are totally forgotten. Also known as "koon tunes."
Song in question is a poon tune if it contains or is about the following words: girl, tonight, shorty (shawwwty), fine, body, bed, <insert sexual body part here>, club, dance, baby, love
by Indomitable798 October 28, 2010
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Poon-Tune

A song of a gay or sissy nature. Music that is unpleasent to the listener.
The Backstreet Boys sing alot of Poon-Tunes.
by ben_nm January 22, 2009
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Poontung

When the pussy is so good you can slurp it like a cat to milk
I swear she was sum str8 poontung laddy
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