Poonyetah

The act of FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPing.

OMG! Sam likes teh poonyetah more than teh buttsecks!!!!111
It's not like I'm just gonna go run off into the woods and poonyetah madly or something. -The Aux-man

by Shime August 7, 2003

poonett square

Just like a science punett square, but instead of using genes it uses vaginas. Usefull for figuring out what kind of vagina your offspring will have.

Yo my bitch has a mad tight pussy, so I used a poonett square to see if my daughter would have one too.

by bloopy15 April 10, 2008

poonetration

Derived from both a noun and a verb; poon and penetration. This explains when a male penetrates the vaginal front of a woman and begins sexual intercourse that penetrates rough. It cannot be used in an amateur setting due as a certain level of sexual experience is required to qualify for poonetration. The sexual activity can also be used with foreplay if the situation can apply.

"I'm about to start the long and winding road of poonetration on your sister tomorrow."

"I'm getting ready for the poonetration to begin!"

by Josh FTW! April 13, 2008

Poinsettia and Lily

People who only attend church on Christmas and Easter.

Jesus, why do all these Poinsettia and Lily Christians think they only have to show up twice a year?

by littlecoconuthead January 9, 2008

poonstank

Poonstank is a woman with a smelly poonani.

"Last night I was in bed with this girl, and she had a crazy poonstank coming out of her shorts."

by Maeric June 28, 2008

Poonstash

Slang term for moustache. Generally used to describe a woman's.

The little girl had a gross black poonstash! It was like a giant caterpillar!

by opalmind June 10, 2004

poonestamp

To stamp an object or person with poone juice. This can be done in secrecy so as to get revenge on someone, or blatantly in the open so that you can see their reaction.

"I poonestamped him in the eye because he was being a complete asshole."

by GnarlyCarley09 February 22, 2008