Poopmonger

A man or woman who partake in the undesireable act of selling fecal matter

Jack and Jill went up the hill and bought some fecal matter from a Poopmonger

by the monger man April 9, 2009

Poontangerang

Poontangerang is poontang that you try to throw away, but it just keeps on coming back.

Rick: "Are you and Bethany still together?"
Steve: "You wouldn't think so. I haven't called her in like a week. I even slept with her sister, but that poontangerang keeps peepin' me up!"

by D.R. Strange May 9, 2007

poofinger sushi

Although it's origins are a mystery, poofinger sushi master Robococck is the only known producer of this fine dining delicacy. This culinary treat can only be produced by taking a dump, not washing your hands, and then proceeding to create a masterfully crafted sushi dish.

Restaurant survey question: What did you have and did you enjoy your meal?
Restaurant survey answer: I had the poofinger sushi platter it was amazing.

by shadoinkin June 20, 2018

poontanger

A man that goes around smelling the tangy scent left on a girls bicycle seat from their sweaty poons.

Dave: Why does Steve always hang around the bike
racks?

Phil: Because he likes to smell the girls bike seats,
the dirty POONTANGER.

by D.P.K. December 28, 2007

poonanners

A word used to save a seat when you will be absent for a short period of time such as; getting up to get a beverage or food.

Man: I am going to grab a beer so, poonanners on my seat

by Scott Garrett February 15, 2006

poontanger

A guy who goes around smelling the tangy scent left on a girls bicycle seat by their sweaty smelly poons. Exercise bike seats are their favourites. Warm fresh seats are preferred.

Phil : " Hey Dave, why is Steve always hanging around
the bike racks" ?

Dave : " He's waiting for chicks to arrive so he can take
a whiff of their bike seats, the dirty poontanger ."

by Good ol Dave December 14, 2008

POONTANGER

A dude that goes around smelling the tangy scent of a sweaty poon left on a girls bike seat.

Phil : Why is Steve always hanging around the bike
racks?

Dave: Because he likes to cop the tangy whiff of poon left on the
girls bike seats, the dirty POONTANGER!

by D.P.K. June 18, 2008