poontard

A person who involuntarily acts stupid in the presence of women.

He turns into a complete poontard when he is around her.

by Splatterhauz March 16, 2008

Poonaramic Vision

When someone hasn't got laid in a while, their vision is said to become "Poonaramic". A typical symptom of poonaramic vision is when everything they see reminds them of their lack of action.

Dude 1 - "Look at Michael, hes fully gone insane, going for everything and anything"
Dude 2 - "I know man, his lack of action has resulted in Poonaramic Vision"

by Impercinator February 15, 2010

poongap

The space between a girls thighs, usually found in ladies of the skinnier variety with not so much of the flesh on their bones.

Bloody hell Steve, look at the Poongap on that, she wouldn't catch any pigs!

by SammyPeeps April 2, 2009

Poontard

someone who is bad with girls
compound word of poontang (pussy) and retard

Hes a fucking poontard

by Go-Getter April 28, 2006

Poonarnia

A Poonarnia is a poonani that is deceptively large. Who's outward appearance is of tightness, but the internal properties are of mythical proportions.

"mate, banged a girl with a poonarnia last night, couldn't feel shit mate."

"Babes, I can't wait to be in that tight, tight pussy....... oh... there's enough room for me and Aslan in here. "

by LIAM & MATT March 31, 2013

poonyard

One who is constantly looking for or hunting the poontang...

I saw joe with three different chicks this week... What a poonyard...

by Joe the garza April 10, 2015

poonga

Malayalam word for schlong aka Penis.

"Man George look at Blakes wicked poonga."

by Gundaboyz69 May 2, 2016