Chrissy - Your friend Bill keeps begging me and my friends for sex.
Thomas - Yeah, he's a real Poonhandler. If I were him, I wouldn't want to bang his wife Hillary either.
Thomas - Yeah, he's a real Poonhandler. If I were him, I wouldn't want to bang his wife Hillary either.
by Do the Stammy Leg September 15, 2016
Get the Poonhandler mug.The practice of creating polls to show that a group is ahead of another with the intent of raising more support from the target group and discouraging the opponent.
What a great result Wendy, we certainly polldangled them to the point where they didn't bother voting.
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by Samuel Clam Hands July 9, 2009
Get the poontangle mug.A trip that is supposed to be a "business trip" that is really an excuse for men to cheat on their wives.
by BetsyRees910 October 16, 2006
Get the Poondoggle mug.A man that goes around smelling the tangy scent left on a girls bicycle seat from their sweaty poons.
Dave: Why does Steve always hang around the bike
racks?
Phil: Because he likes to smell the girls bike seats,
the dirty POONTANGER.
racks?
Phil: Because he likes to smell the girls bike seats,
the dirty POONTANGER.
by D.P.K. December 28, 2007
Get the poontanger mug.Poontangled is a state of being under the control of a said other's Poon or vagina. It is another way to say pussywhipped. In this case the individual is so deeply tangled in the feelings towards another's poon that he sacrifices his emotional and intellectual well-being, and very often financial too, forgetting his manhood along the path of pleasing the poon.
Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.
There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.
Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.
Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.
There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.
Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.
"why is Dan paying for Natalia's drinks when she's clearly interested in other men?"
"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."
"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."
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