poopstabate

this word was found in a Nietzsche text lost deep down in John Denver's raised ranch in jersey. It was found to mean a act of jacking off your shit. no, i dont mean sticking it up your holes again and again, i mean actual jacking off your logs.

comes from greek word,
poopstapolus batum, meaning the city where napolean first jacked off his logs. the next day he beat the french in a war., and so the act of poopstabation continued.

i love to poopstabate after i orgasm humanly.

by John really brown December 22, 2004

poonstang

Ford Mustang that gets many chicks.

Hey baby, let's hop in my poonstang and I'll take you on a ride!

by THE poonstanginator November 18, 2003

Poostache

Facial Hair: When a young man, not yet able to grow a tasty moustache, grows about 8-9 hairs on his upper lip. It only slightly resembles a moustache, but more-so resembles poop.
(Can also be called a dirtstache, shitstain, or mancrap)

You're a doofus, Carl, shave your poostache

by Jesse O. Roy February 19, 2008

pootstania

Adjective:
1.Reffering to a bowl of marijuana that has been smoked.
2.A cashed bowl of marijuana

"Dude dont hit that bowl, Its pootstania."
"If that bowls pootstania, load another."

by Hosie O'donnell May 15, 2006

Poostacio

The act of smearing one's fecal matter on the upper lip; Also see dirty sanchez.

I'm not sure if Peter will appreciate his poostacio tomorrow morning.

by Pistacio Pete August 14, 2008

pookster

something very cute, funny, or a friend.

“hey pookster! How are you?”

“i’m good!”

by thepooksterpookie March 3, 2023

poopstain

A very prudish uptight person that gives no good reason for not having any fun.

Michael refused to have a glass of wine with me because he insisted that it would give him a horrible headache and that he needed to get to bed before 8:00 p.m. anyway. Michael is illustrating poopstain like behavior.

by Amecyst January 11, 2006