Babysitter Poodles

Specially bred poodles who will babysit your children during the COVID Pandemic while you are at work.

These super-smart Babysitter Poodles can even make sandwiches and go to the store for you if you let them use your iPhone and do Apple Pay!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020

Pot-Poodle

A person trained by a Weed-Dog in pot smoking techniques to be shown off to friends.

Man I can't belive how much Jeff's Pot-Poodle has learned in just a few days.

Hey guys check out what my Pot-Poodle learned how to do last night.

by Nadisam December 31, 2012

dirty poodle

When one combs his or her pubic hair in the manner of an afro.

I couldn't go down on her becasue my tongue ring got caught in her dirty poodle.

by Sir Jim Dandy August 31, 2007

pink poodle politics

Slang term for an unaffiliated and entirely apolitical perspective.

After speaking with him about the state of our country for about two or three minutes, I could sense his pink poodle politics as I was smelling the bubble gum on his breath.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 4, 2019

oodles of poodles

A euphemism for being gay.

Why yes of course I have oodles of poodles, what did you expect?

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

poodle noggin

A term of endearment to a loved one. The words are used in the same way as "snookems", "cupcake", "pumpkin", and "baby".

"Come over hear my little poodle noggin, and give me a kiss."

by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008

poodle puff

when a girls bush gets so big it looks like the puff on top of a poodles head.

damn girl, your poodle puff is out of control!!

by *BuShBaBy* March 8, 2011