Pooland

The proper name for the country of Poland. Because it has shitty people and is a total shithole.

I'm a southerner and we don't want the white niggers from Pooland

by Shadow Spectre June 24, 2018

Poohandy

When your taking a shit and getting a hand job. It is very similar to a "blumpkin"

Man I just got a poohandy!

by BlumpkinMaster May 17, 2014

poonander

Smelling disgusting or like dirty vagina. Also pertaining to the female genetalia.

1. (n) How come it smells like poonander in here?
2. (n) She had one nasty poonander.

by Savanna November 15, 2004

Poo hand

When you pick up your dog's poo while out walking it and afterwards feel like you have poo on your hand even though you never touched the poo

Oh my god! My face is itchy but I can't scratch it because I've got poo hand.

by Thedogwalker1234 June 25, 2016

Poohard

A poohard is when an erection occurs after poo rubs up against one's sphincter. In so doing, causes a poohard. This is similar to a boner. However it is cause by poo.

A poohard is related to its distant cousin. Peehard.

Johnny had a spontaneous erection, but then he realized he only had a poohard. So he got rid of the poohard by using the bathroom.

by Adonnus Hilarious June 1, 2021

POSHAND

Company for celebrating all kinds of things

POSHAND sparkle ✨

by Feklo June 27, 2024