Pooger

A piece of crap stuck to your butthole while dispensing waste.

Yep, Its a pooger

by ProfessorDimes March 11, 2015

Pooler

The practice of designing an artificial anus out of a toilet paper roll, a condom and a tube of Jiffy Lube, then using it for sexual satisfaction while being strangled by a dehydrated homo on a public transpo bus.

Also a term used to describe an individual who routinely uses rubber dongs to pleasure themselves in public places like universities, ambulances and night clubs.

The blond doorman was totally poolering himself under his sweater-vest while we were waiting in line!!

by 331113 March 3, 2011

poggler

Someone who poggles. To poggle is to mess or muck about with (usually) dirty things. Children do it best.

The mother saw her child playing in the garden with a hand full of snail shells and some mud. "What a mucky poggler you are!" she said.

by Mairi Rivers December 29, 2007

poopler pipeline

a series of long shaft-like tubes used for the sensual transfer of internally processed, nutritionally drained biological output between one lover to another.

Stan: hey joe you got a package today.

Joe: really!? hey its my poopler pipeline!

Stan: REALLY!!!!!! do you want to poopler!!!!!

Joe: HELL YEA MY CHALKEY!!!

by the wood1 March 31, 2011

pootler

Someone who travels in a slow, leisurely and relaxed manner, most usually on a bicycle. From 'pootle'. pootle

'Clare is going for a pootle on her bicycle'
to 'Clare is a bit of a pootler on her bicycle'.

by ashuk August 18, 2014

Poogle

The act of googling and having a poo simultaneously to derive an answer to a poopy thought.

Person 1: Hi honey is the video store still open?
Person 2: not sure babe, while im in the loo I will Poogle it.

by Nate Eats September 29, 2014

POOGERS

Poo + Boogers + Poggers = Poogers.
Basically means poggers except it's better.

Poogers!

by FUCK YOU CUNTS! April 7, 2021