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poocrastinate

Delaying defecation until it becomes more urgent than whatever one is currently doing, often resulting in a clenched sprint to the toilet
Mary poocrastinated while finishing the knitting of her new sweater's sleeve. With a sudden loss of control, she threw down the knitting and flew to the bathroom, trying her best to keep the turtle from sticking its head out further.
by B Knox April 29, 2008
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Poocrapstinate

When doing something boring and an urge too take a wicked deuce steps in to save the day. A smart person can take advantage of natures food flow and Poocrapstinate, taking as much time to shit as possible.
1) "man, fuck this noise...im going to go poocrapstinate for a while"
by Gnarly Gnight August 30, 2009
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Poocrastinating

the practice of carrying out less urgent tasks while waiting for your morning coffee to work its way through your system, before leaving the house.
"Celeste stop poocrastinating, and let's go for our morning run!"
by caoboi July 31, 2015
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Procrapinating

An avoidance tool used by expert procrastinators where one quickly excuses themselves to the bathroom and remains there for an extended period of time (usually with a screen in hand), hoping that when they re-emerge, the task is already completed and/or their assistance is no longer needed.
Example:
Me: Ok guys, it’s tidy up time!

Nico: I gotta poop!
Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.
by Loveleedae May 30, 2020
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procraptinate

The act of delaying a shit purely due to laziness or lack of willingness to get up.

This can be due to the engagement in an activity such as drinking, being in the cinema, watching TV or chatting with friends.
"Man, I was bursting for a shit, but I was watching TV so I just procraptinated for a bit."

"I so would've won that poker game if I could've procraptinated for longer!"
by Whilding87 June 7, 2007
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Poocrastination

Putting off a poop because you know you will be on the toilet for an extended period of time.
"Oh man I ate some half cooked cookies and I have to go to the bathroom but I don't want to go because I'll be in there forever."

-Poocrastination
by Coefficient of Friction January 25, 2010
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procrapstinate

To avoid pooping until later. Often done when playing video games, in a public place, or on a first date.
Randolph: How was your date with Cindy?

Thomas: Not good. I had to procrapstinate all day at the park. I told her I was sweating because I was hot.
by Gnarwall April 19, 2011
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