Delaying defecation until it becomes more urgent than whatever one is currently doing, often resulting in a clenched sprint to the toilet
Mary poocrastinated while finishing the knitting of her new sweater's sleeve. With a sudden loss of control, she threw down the knitting and flew to the bathroom, trying her best to keep the turtle from sticking its head out further.
by B Knox April 29, 2008
Get the poocrastinate mug.When doing something boring and an urge too take a wicked deuce steps in to save the day. A smart person can take advantage of natures food flow and Poocrapstinate, taking as much time to shit as possible.
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the practice of carrying out less urgent tasks while waiting for your morning coffee to work its way through your system, before leaving the house.
by caoboi July 31, 2015
Get the Poocrastinating mug.An avoidance tool used by expert procrastinators where one quickly excuses themselves to the bathroom and remains there for an extended period of time (usually with a screen in hand), hoping that when they re-emerge, the task is already completed and/or their assistance is no longer needed.
Example:
Me: Ok guys, it’s tidy up time!
Nico: I gotta poop!
Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.
Me: Ok guys, it’s tidy up time!
Nico: I gotta poop!
Me: Sorry dood, Mateo’s already in there procrapinating.
by Loveleedae May 30, 2020
Get the Procrapinating mug.The act of delaying a shit purely due to laziness or lack of willingness to get up.
This can be due to the engagement in an activity such as drinking, being in the cinema, watching TV or chatting with friends.
This can be due to the engagement in an activity such as drinking, being in the cinema, watching TV or chatting with friends.
"Man, I was bursting for a shit, but I was watching TV so I just procraptinated for a bit."
"I so would've won that poker game if I could've procraptinated for longer!"
"I so would've won that poker game if I could've procraptinated for longer!"
by Whilding87 June 7, 2007
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by Coefficient of Friction January 25, 2010
Get the Poocrastination mug.To avoid pooping until later. Often done when playing video games, in a public place, or on a first date.
Randolph: How was your date with Cindy?
Thomas: Not good. I had to procrapstinate all day at the park. I told her I was sweating because I was hot.
Thomas: Not good. I had to procrapstinate all day at the park. I told her I was sweating because I was hot.
by Gnarwall April 19, 2011
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