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Poopcrastinate 

{poop-kras-tuh-neyt}
verb (used without object):
to defer action by engaging in pooping instead; to delay by means of defecation
or
verb (used with object)
to put off till another day or time by choosing to poop instead.
Shut up, Man! Can't you see I wasn't able to poop long enough to poopcrastinate my problems away? Now I need to procrastinate by pontificating on the topic of poopcrastination!"
Poopcrastinate by I did this. March 2, 2018

profastinated 

Delaying professional work of an important nature by doing other more mundane, yet professional work. Other forms of the word include profastination, profastinate.
I really didn't want to start that report, so I profastinated by checking my email and organizing my desk.
profastinated by Bruhaha January 28, 2008

procastibate 

v. 1) stimulating one's own genitals to avoid work or obligation. 2) delay of action while masturbating.

derivatives:

procastibation, noun
procastibator, noun
procastibating, verb
procastibatory, adjective
"I had a ton of reading to do but after seeing that commercial with Jane Seymour in it, I decided to procastibate instead."

procrastinate 

to be lazy and not do things until the last minute
one time i procrastinated and didnt do my hw until 10:00 the night before it was due. and one time i finally started a project the day after it was due. yes i am a procrastinator

procastination

Activity that consists in putting off important activities regadless of its importance due to lazyness or incompetence. The individual that procastinates usually just doesn't feel like getting the activity done and postpones it for a later date, always being able to find a perfect justification for doing so.
dude 1: hey dude, I really have to get this paper done today but what the heck!! I have enough time to do it tomorrow, it's a cakewalk... let's go look for some party!

dude 2: Dude, you are the master of procastination!!
procastination by Mariotol November 26, 2007

procrastinate 

I'll tell you later but not right now because I am too lazy
I always procrastinate thats why i failed school and college
procrastinate by smoovestarr April 3, 2005