podcastinate 

verb: to put off work or more pressing issues by listening to podcasts.

I feel as though I would be a better student if I didn't podcastinate so much.

podcastinate by schmagsk February 9, 2010

poocrastinate 

Taking as much time on the shitter as possible to delay working on another, more important project. When one poocrastinates they sit back, relax and let nature take its course, however long that maybe. The reading of shampoo bottles, magazines and engaging in existential thoughts of life are highly common, even way after shitting has occurred.

I have a 2,500 word essay due tomorrow. I was a third of the way through when I decided to take a dump. 45 minutes later, deep in thought, I realized I had finished pooping nearly half an hour ago. "Damn I sure can poocrastinate" I said. Then I noticed I hadn't read the back of the toilet paper package yet...

poocrastinate by Incurable Humanist February 21, 2010

podcrastination

Podcrastination refers to the act of putting off recording or editing your podcast.

1. The show was delayed for 2 years by severe podcrastination.
2. Podcrasintation is preventing me from editing my recent interviews.
3. Why are you not posting your new show? I have no excuse other than podcrastination.

podcrastination by Playlists.com November 7, 2010

prodastinate 

v. to procrastinate by doing productive activities completely unrelated to the task at hand

Before a big test, I typically prodastinate by doing laundry and cleaning my desk.

prodastinate by Perdiccas October 31, 2012

poocrastinate 

Delaying defecation until it becomes more urgent than whatever one is currently doing, often resulting in a clenched sprint to the toilet

Mary poocrastinated while finishing the knitting of her new sweater's sleeve. With a sudden loss of control, she threw down the knitting and flew to the bathroom, trying her best to keep the turtle from sticking its head out further.

poocrastinate by B Knox April 29, 2008

procastinate 

To waste time convincing somebody that they have to get a cast put on their broken limb.

Ortho Doc 1: It took me 10 minutes to convince that dude he needed a cast and couldn't go home with just an elastic bandage and crutches!

Ortho Doc 2: Yeah, sometimes ya just gotta procastinate with these guys. Part of the job.

procastinate by brainyuck July 17, 2011

poocastinate 

When one has exhausted all other means of procastination, so sits on the toilet and hopes for a poo to come out and put off doing actual work.

A: This assignment sucks. I've been procastinating...cleaning my room...watching mid afternoon TV...taking the dog for the walk. I better get into this work then.

B: Maybe its time to poocastinate.

A: Hhhhhrr. Yep. That'll work.

poocastinate by gottadosomework November 1, 2010