Poocasso

When a person paints the wall behind the toilet with explosive diarrhea while attempting to sit. Also known as a photo finish. The best masterpieces are created after 12 beers and greasy mexican food.

My god! Someone created a poocasso in the men's bathroom!

by Johnny Slipshot May 13, 2005

poonass

The result of someone who has had surgery of the anus to make it look like a vagina. The poonass still functions like a regular ass, but offers visual features that are attractive to bulldykes and heterosexual experimentative males.

Johnny's poonass looks just like a real vagina!

by Alex Knight April 26, 2005

PoopAss

A silly name for a person mostly a joke

person1: Hey whats up!
Person2: not much just hangin
Person1: wow ur such a poopass
Person2: what?

by BrOz October 13, 2012

Poopass

A new-ish insult formed from the 2 words poop and ass. I first heard my three year old cousin say it to his mom. People who eat the poopass are certified Shit-Eaters, they guzzle it like they get paid to. A synonym for poopass is Shitassington, meaning you have a butt that no matter how many time you wipe people can still smell it on you. Sometimes it is also used to describe a poopass trait.

1st example
Little cousin: Mommy, mommy.
Auntie: what honey
Little cousin: you eat the poopass
Auntie: Watch your mouth!
Second Example
Me: I think Kim Kardashian has no skill in anything, she can't sing, dance and she's not funny.
Therapist:Would you say she has no skills then?
Me: No she is very skilled in being a poopass, since she's a certified Shitassington.
Therapist: She does eat the poopass.

by Hold_Me_Down_fore_I_Stab_Thee May 19, 2023

poobags

A name for a person that is rubbish at everything. Or an expression used to describe something that is not very good.

Hi Poobags how you doing?

That's poobags.

Poobags

by Nic Walker August 23, 2005

pooass

a very warped word for "Police", It went from Police to Po-lice, Poolice to pooass

Guy 1 - here come the PooAss
Guy 2 - Shit son!

by justinIROCguy June 6, 2007

poopasscrack

a word that describes your feeling towards something. If you feel like swearing- but you can't in the situation which you are in- the word comes in handy

dude, i cant believe that she just threw up on him! i would feel like poopasscrack if that was me..

by vicotoria15 December 13, 2010