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politistress

noun | po-lit-i-stress | \pə-ˈli-ti-stres\

1. Unease or anxiety brought on by reaction to the operation of a government or the election thereof.
Ever since the election, people are experiencing daily anxiety about the policies of the new government; their politistress is running very high.
by KwordmanL March 10, 2018
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Politisimp

A person who idolizes and worships a politician that doesn't give two shits about them
"Why is he being such a politisimp for the candidate?"
"I know right, as if he's expecting that she will congratulate him for voting her"
by Dangerous Singularity January 18, 2022
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politisophical

Thoughts and musings that are both political and philosophical.
Dave: You know why the government banned marijuana man, its because they couldn't handle it. They just couldn't handle it.

Ed: Dave, shut up. You're getting politisophical on me. Now pass that shit!
by christopherb September 22, 2007
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Politist

A person with a predjudice belief that one political party, particularly the one they belong to, is superior to others.
That person is so politist. They think that people who do not align with their political views are ignorant, and they express an outward hatred toward them.
by Penpop November 8, 2012
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politisex

Anything related to the intersection of politics and sex.
1) I miss the the 1990s. Instead of our president sending our soldiers off to die for nothing, the big news was Clinton engaging in a little politisex with chubby interns.

2) I want to have politisex with that hot congresswoman.

3) Dude, on every campaign I work for I get lots of hot politisex with other horny young staffers.
by PolitiSexy Chick January 27, 2007
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politispeak

Politicians calling something by another name to reduce its impact; to make it misleading.
Politispeak: The Fort Hood shooting was "workplace violence" rather than "an act of terrorism."
Politispeak: Cancer is no longer cancer if it's "indolent lesions of epithelial origin” which the Feds now want to call some forms.
by lvfinn October 2, 2013
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politis

a bad ass motherfucker who won't take no shit off nobody.
Hey! Did you hear about that politis guy?
by snoozeyalooze June 27, 2014
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