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Politinoia 

An internet colloquialism that describes political opinions that are spawned from an objectively paranoid foundation.
Jeremy was telling about his new political opinion. Honestly I must admit, it came across as nothing but politinoia.

Politinoob

One who assumes that they know everything about politics and should be treated like a god.

They often refute anything/everything people say that is against their political views. They are the arrogant douchebags of the political world for short. You will find an abundance of them in the comment sections of political videos on YouTube.
Politinoob: BUSH SUCKS!!! HE RUINED US AND IN THE WORST PRESIDENT EVAR!!!!
Educated person: How so?
Politinoob: HE JUST SUCKS!!!!11
Educated person: Hmmm....
Politinoob by Scz January 29, 2009

politicold 

ajdective:

1) a state of dissolusion with the political system;

2) not wanting to vote for anyone because they are all shit.
"'All main parties want to suck the life out of us poor students! I'm feeling so politicold at the moment.'

'People say I'm apathetic, but really I'm just politicold.'

'All these parties are the same! I'm too politicold to vote.'"
politicold by _sffan January 23, 2011

Politipoon 

When you feign interest in a politician, political group, event, fundraiser, or offer aid to any of these groups or at these events just to try and get some ass.
Sean knows that he can get some great politipoon if he faked interest in the AIDS walk.

Mary was going to get her some politipoon. First she was going to volunteer at the Obama office, then she was going to stop by the Clinton office and, tomorrow, she was going to have a nice long talk with that hot guy who works the phones at the McCain office.
Politipoon by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

politisophical

Thoughts and musings that are both political and philosophical.
Dave: You know why the government banned marijuana man, its because they couldn't handle it. They just couldn't handle it.

Ed: Dave, shut up. You're getting politisophical on me. Now pass that shit!
politisophical by christopherb September 22, 2007

PolitiHo 

A politician or political pundit who will go anywhere and say anything if it means they will get paid for it.
That Palin is such a PolitiHo, she'll do anything and go anywhere to sell her book.