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Politician

(a) A well dressed, well spoken criminal, who deceives the general gullible public, through a web of utter lies or half/distorted truths, mostly for personal gain.
(b) A person who pretends to be your best friend come election time, but is never there when you need them the rest of the time.
(c) Is never, EVER honest about anything, except when it is convenient for them.
(d) A bubonic plague that has infected the entire world.
(e) A mistake in civilization that people are too lazy to correct.
(f) Lower than dog turd in the social order of intelligent people.
by marshmallow kinda fellow March 24, 2009
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Vanyan Sòlda Ayiti (also known as VSA) is a private political party based in Haiti that promotes education, faith, value, visions, which selected members are young leaders only who operate the most in Haiti, and also in America. The private political party known as "Vanyan Sòlda Ayiti" was invented and founded by Werley Nortreus, but it was approved by Ceraphin Corporation, in 2017. The selected leaders of "Vanyan Sòlda Ayiti" fight for freedom, value, respect, and contribute to Haiti's progression, because the mission will always be based on a better Haiti. The party describes itself as a proud warrior that honor, and value the faith of First black nation that won their freedom.
Did you know that Vanyan Sòlda Ayiti (Political Party) was founded by Werley Nortreus and it is also one of the most powerful Political Party in Haiti?
by Mikee Brown September 14, 2018
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Policarpio

A surname of Greek and Italian origin.

From the Greek, "poly" and "karpos" meaning 'many fruit'. This pertains to 'many children' or 'many offspring' instead of 'many plant genitalia'.

The family crest motif is yellow, black, and red-orange, featuring a large black eagle perched on a red-orange branch, set against a yellow background. The crest is of Greek origin, still popularly used by the descendant of the Pontian Greeks. The eagle, of course, is a symbol of strength, immortality, farsightedness, and courage. In mythology, Zeus often took on the form of an eagle.

Historians have speculated that the name 'Policarpio' derives from Saint Polycarp, once a bishop of Smyrna. Saint Polycarp was known to have many followers and disciples that travelled all over the world, hence the varying locations in which the surname 'Policarpio' are popular (Italy, Spain, the Philippines). His many followers may also explain why he has 'many fruit' because he considered his followers as his children.
There is a 'Policarpio Street' in the Philippines that is popular during Christmas due to its lavish decorations. This only proves how awesome this name is.
by thoreauviandouche August 8, 2012
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political whore

A politician who will sell out their constituents if it means they might get one step higher on the ladder. They will completely flip-flop on an issue that was the core of their campaign platform just because they think it might help them get elected to, for instance, Lake Forest City Council. They will even sell out the person who threw them proxies to get them into office. They become so "whoreish" that in the end, they are so slutty and nasty that nobody will touch them with a ten foot ballot.
Did you hear Terri voted "No" to approve the Committee members to the Overcrowded Housing Ad Hoc Committee? I voted for her because she promised she'd be tough on the Clown House crisis in our HOA. What a Political Whore!
by Feeling Lied To September 22, 2007
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Political Cockrectness

A person who will have sex with anyone, regardless of race.
Andy will suck anyone off. He really believes in political cockrectness.
by RBAK October 5, 2015
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political agnostic

One who is a registered voter and politically informed, but is basically indifferent and non-committal toward the popular political parties (Democrat or Republican in the US). Probably believes that the political parties are so ideologically similar and so mired in their own bureaucracy that they have outlived their usefulness. Voting straight-ticket out of allegiance to a political party would be considered heresy.
"Are you a Democrat or a Republican?"

"Neither, I'm a political agnostic."
by jugrock44 February 17, 2010
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political exchange

The act of one person pooping into the ass of another individual, then, that individual poops the turd back into the 1st person's butt. This process is repeated back and forth until orgasm or election, whichever comes first.
That porno contained the dirtiest 'political exchange' I have ever witnessed.

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The candidates sure had a heated 'political exchange' in last night's debate.
by Political Troll September 11, 2013
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