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Cuffed To A Pole

Cuffed To A Pole means to be in a situation in which someone likes you and forbids you from being with anyone else. Yet they will not date you and/or is dating other people.
Person 1: I heard her say he can't date anyone else. But she was out with another dude yesterday.

Person 2: yeah he's for sure Cuffed To A Pole with that one.
by LilMakMak3000 February 15, 2020
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Stuck To A Pole

The title and or phrase "Stuck To A Pole.” is a phrase commonly for pole dancing & going out with different men in an odd love triangle. The phrase is also used in the popular media show; “Total Drama Island.”
SCENARIO ONE
P1: Man, she’s got so many men watching her move it’s unreal..
P2: Yeah, she’s definetly stuck to a pole.
by creamix0 August 8, 2023
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to stick the concrete to the pole

To brag about doing something and subsequently failing to do it, mostly when the task is very easy.
-When internet entertainer tried to stick a chair to a pole in a game and only managed to shoot the concrete under the chair.
Guy 1: "Watch me jump that fence." (he tried and failed)

Guy2: " Way to stick the concrete to the pole, jackass."
by Thanatophagous July 20, 2010
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I'm going to wax his pole.

The slang 'waxing his pole' means when a girl gets really kinky and decides she wants to suck a guys cock.
I'm going to a party and get drunk and find a hot guy and I'm going to wax his pole.
by Biggg Countryyy November 25, 2011
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To hug a pole

To cling to a piece of street furniture while chundering.

Not to be confused with showing affection to Polish people.

See also: talking to god on the Great White Telephone.
Oh, god, oh, god, I need to hug a pole right now!
by The Real FOLDOC December 22, 2024
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it's easier to dig a hole than build a pole

meaning it's easier to have a sex change operation from male 2 female...(cut off the male genetalia and create a vagina hole opening) than to have a female to male sex change operation...u can't cover the vagina hole opening and attach male genetalia, a bat and two balls a bat and two balls (penis and testicles)
pole means 8====> penis
Man 1: I want to have a sex change operation
Woman 1: You know what they say about sex change operations??? It's easier to dig a hole than build a pole...lolol
by blthrskt December 28, 2005
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To throw monkeys out of the South Pole

If someone want to do something on a unusual place where are not needed tools or materials.
Want to do impossible things.
My brother came to me to the swimming pool yesterday and he wanted me to help him with making a snack. Looking at him I said idly: Here? You're throwing monkeys out of the South Pole?
My girlfriend want me to pay a boat-trip. She thinks that I'm gonna to throw monkeys out of the South Pole, I'm not a millionaire.
by Sidam September 7, 2013
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